The first two lines of 30 Rock.
Sarah: I was in the neighborhood and I thought I’d drop by.
Mark: Well, I’m glad you did. How did it go last night? Did you get through the 3rd act?
Sarah: I didn’t but I did fix the one problem that-
Mark: You look really pretty. I was listening but I also wanted to tell you that. And you smell really good.
Sarah: I don’t believe you could smell me from there.
Mark: I’m pretty sure it’s you, there are a lot of smells going around but I’m pretty sure it’s you. What are you doing tomo-
Mark: Should I pick you up around-
I want you to take this. And remember today, because today matters.
freaking the fuck out right now. 3 hours to write 70% of my final paper. why the fuck do i do this every time and what the fuck was i doing all tuesday.
and i am actually still terrible at writing a thesis.
it’s only the last paper of my undergrad.
oh god, this has to be the funniest christmas song cover ever. it’s not even bad, but just… it’s cracking me up, they’re so serious in black and it’s ‘Last Christmas’! i don’t even know. it’s sort of awful and amazing all at the same time.